Hindi Joke: Free Me Sabzi

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

Hindi Joke: Bahar Ka Khana Mat Khao

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..

Hindi Joke: Shaadi Karega Koun ?

Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

Hindi Joke: Saste Ka Natija

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

Hindi Joke: Tum Kuttey Ho

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi, 
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Hindi Joke: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar:             Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
                         Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

 

Hindi Joke: Muh Kaalaa

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .

Hindi Joke: Shadi K Pehle

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati-  Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai ?

Hindi Joke: Achhi Nurse

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor:            Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Hindi Joke: Character Sudharna Hai

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Hindi Joke: Aaj Underwear Pahen kar

A sweet girl goes to Ram's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Ram sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Hindi Joke: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Hindi Joke: Mallika in a Bra & Panty

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Hindi Joke: Charger to mere paas hai

Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.
Sardar hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

Hindi Joke: Teri ek behen meri biwi hai

Ek din Sardar jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Hindi Joke: I Love You

Ek din Raj ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Raj :                          I love you Didi!!!!

Hindi Joke: Namaste Sasur Ji.

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh
patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati –                           Namaste Sasur Ji

Hindi Joke: Monkey ne poochha

Raj ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
 Raj:        Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
 Ram:      Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

Hindi Jokes: Will you love me?

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me

Hindi Jokes: Mummy that man gave me ten rupees

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Hindi Jokes: Why are you late ?

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher:(Angrily) Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.